Trump Declared 'Fully Fit' After Physical Exam

President Donald Trump, aged 78, has been declared 'fully fit' to serve as Commander-in-Chief following his annual physical examination at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The White House released a detailed medical report by Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella, affirming Trump's excellent cognitive and physical health, with a specific mention of his improved cholesterol levels and a 20-pound weight loss since 2020. Despite a previous assassination attempt affecting his ear, his hearing remains normal, and he shows no neurological abnormalities. Trump, who is the oldest person to start a second presidential term, maintains an active lifestyle contributing to his well-being, including frequent golfing. His medical records also revealed a benign polyp and diverticulosis, with a recommendation for a follow-up colonoscopy in three years. The report showed Trump’s blood pressure as slightly elevated but controlled, and his vaccinations are current.